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satanic pride by 666Gadget666 satanic pride by 666Gadget666
The Nine Satanic Statements
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Taira2032 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014   General Artist
Heil Satan!Heart 
Keep it on!
warriorcatandsonic Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sickening!I wanna spray paint a cross over it!
BionicSatan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
no-one complains about spraying pentagrams over your spiritual beliefs. Satanism is a philosophy, equally if not more just than any other
zoneekap Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014   Digital Artist
KittyKatAndWolfy Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you satanist are all the fucking same crowding deviant with your useless symbol of shit
warriorcatandsonic Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes it is sickening
rodriguezdanielb Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Rococo25 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
sorry I should correct myself why are you using a pentagram for your symbol
Rococo25 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Believe what you want, I'm not a judger but why are you using a pinnacle for your image? Pinnacles and Pentagrams are used for protection are they not? Used by pagans who do not even believe in Satan.
zoneekap Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014   Digital Artist
Tetragrammaton is the star not inverted, represents the Spirit above the Nature Elements, The inverted star represents The Nature Elements above the spirit, also represents Baphomet.  And not believing in Satan is talking like a christian or whatever, every occultist knows about Satan & Lucifer, besides Belial & Leviatan.
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